Quiz: What's Your Desired Birthday Suit?

Credits: Photo - Anonymous, Styling - Sarah G. Schmidt

To celebrate my birthday (Thanks for the push, Mom), I am using less words to express myself. Shocking, I know. Please enjoy this silly chart, a true expression of my business school education, to decipher - once and for all - what you would ideally wear on your birthday.

I share a toast and glass clink with all March birthday mates. Doubling down, I'll shed a tear or two for my fellow Pisces.